PUT A LANDLORD iN A LANDFiLL
[Intro: DAMAG3]
Put a landlord in a landfill
Put a-, put a-
Landlord in a- in a-
[Chorus: DAMAG3]
Uh, I'm tryna
Put a landlord in a landfill
I ain't payin' for you to stand still
Drop that ass, drop a band
Fix my fuckin' sink
I been payin' all your bills
Bitch, you work for me
[Verse 1: DAMAG3]
It broke the second that I moved in
And this motherfucker really tryin' charge me?
Bitch, I'm from New Orleans, I'ma slap ya mama
'Cause who the fuck raised you?
This just an apartment and you think I'ma pay you
Two-thirds of my money, for me to fuckin' wait
Two, three, four, five, six business days
Look, I got work and I got shit I gotta do
So get your dusty ass shoes up out my room
Before I show your ass a brand new altitude
You think this tension's palpable until I turn you into concrete
And a rose grew out of you
I know your papa raised you capitalist, he probably proud of you
But you a leech
Get a job, you a bum, you a fiend
I bake yo' pie and you still take a slice from me
[Chrous: DAMAG3]
Put a landlord in a landfill
I ain't payin' for you to stand still
Drop that ass, drop a band
Fix my fuckin' sink
I been payin' all your bills
Bitch, you work for me
[Verse 2: $leazy EZ]
Bitch, I'm tryna
Put a landlord in a landfill
I ain't payin' for you to stand still
I been paying all your bills, bills, bills
Bitch, I'm smoking in thе crib
Give a fuck about how you feel
Two weeks just to fix a bitch AC?
That's why I been feelin' homicidal lately
Tryna hit a landlord with a eight-piеce
Wop, wop, bitch, you my ho
You should pay me
Fill your fucking bank account up while you livin' lazy
These motherfuckers think I'm crazy
[Bridge: DAMAG3]
These motherfuckers think that I'm making three times the rent
But I'm promisin' that I don't
Thanks to Photoshop, my bank account looks swole
I'm tryna stay off the pole
Got me contemplating tryna rob a bitch
But I'm not Apollo, I'm just sayin' motherfu-
[Verse 3: Rob Apollo]
Fuck my landlord
If I'm late on the rent, I'ma fuck my landlord
Think I'm in a damn porn
Ain't no love near, smokin' with the bugs here
Don't be coming 'round when I'm not home
I got drugs here (I got crack)
If she saw the powder piles, I'd be on the streets
My homie's livin' here with me, but they not on the lease
Washer? (Broke) Dryer? (Broke)
Leakin' in the sink
I ain't payin' you on time if you don't fix this shit this week
Look, if I don't get back my security deposit
I'm comin' to the office and shootin' everybody in that bitch
And when I get it back, I'ma spend that bitch
Next crib I live in, I promise I won't rent that bitch
Tryna put a landlord in a landfill
I ain't payin' for your dumbass to stand still
If you try and raise the rent, get your fam' killed
I'm tired of these damn bills
[Chorus: DAMAG3]
I'm tryna
Put a landlord in a landfill
I ain't payin' for you to stand still
Drop that ass, drop a band
Fix my fuckin' sink
I been payin' all your bills
Bitch, you work for me
[Verse 4: Chandler]
Landlords are so passive aggressive
Well, my elevator's broke and I keep havin' to walk up steps
I carry like seven boxes up to keep from makin' two trips
What the fuck you think, I'm out of breath
Which I know you're getting rich, fuck!
Why the fuck my walls got brown water dripping down 'em?
That shit is gross
I waited then I waited for an email, I know you had to know
It was hot as fuck in my apartment last summer, weeks is too damn long
I ain't takin' no attitude about it, I'm just gon' make this song
I ain't talkin' about your staff, not your repairmen
I'm talkin' about the grubby fingers you got, like [?]
[Outro: DAMAG3]
In a landfill!
Put a landlord in a landfill
Put a-, put a-
Landlord in a- in a-
[Chorus: DAMAG3]
Uh, I'm tryna
Put a landlord in a landfill
I ain't payin' for you to stand still
Drop that ass, drop a band
Fix my fuckin' sink
I been payin' all your bills
Bitch, you work for me
[Verse 1: DAMAG3]
It broke the second that I moved in
And this motherfucker really tryin' charge me?
Bitch, I'm from New Orleans, I'ma slap ya mama
'Cause who the fuck raised you?
This just an apartment and you think I'ma pay you
Two-thirds of my money, for me to fuckin' wait
Two, three, four, five, six business days
Look, I got work and I got shit I gotta do
So get your dusty ass shoes up out my room
Before I show your ass a brand new altitude
You think this tension's palpable until I turn you into concrete
And a rose grew out of you
I know your papa raised you capitalist, he probably proud of you
But you a leech
Get a job, you a bum, you a fiend
I bake yo' pie and you still take a slice from me
[Chrous: DAMAG3]
Put a landlord in a landfill
I ain't payin' for you to stand still
Drop that ass, drop a band
Fix my fuckin' sink
I been payin' all your bills
Bitch, you work for me
[Verse 2: $leazy EZ]
Bitch, I'm tryna
Put a landlord in a landfill
I ain't payin' for you to stand still
I been paying all your bills, bills, bills
Bitch, I'm smoking in thе crib
Give a fuck about how you feel
Two weeks just to fix a bitch AC?
That's why I been feelin' homicidal lately
Tryna hit a landlord with a eight-piеce
Wop, wop, bitch, you my ho
You should pay me
Fill your fucking bank account up while you livin' lazy
These motherfuckers think I'm crazy
[Bridge: DAMAG3]
These motherfuckers think that I'm making three times the rent
But I'm promisin' that I don't
Thanks to Photoshop, my bank account looks swole
I'm tryna stay off the pole
Got me contemplating tryna rob a bitch
But I'm not Apollo, I'm just sayin' motherfu-
[Verse 3: Rob Apollo]
Fuck my landlord
If I'm late on the rent, I'ma fuck my landlord
Think I'm in a damn porn
Ain't no love near, smokin' with the bugs here
Don't be coming 'round when I'm not home
I got drugs here (I got crack)
If she saw the powder piles, I'd be on the streets
My homie's livin' here with me, but they not on the lease
Washer? (Broke) Dryer? (Broke)
Leakin' in the sink
I ain't payin' you on time if you don't fix this shit this week
Look, if I don't get back my security deposit
I'm comin' to the office and shootin' everybody in that bitch
And when I get it back, I'ma spend that bitch
Next crib I live in, I promise I won't rent that bitch
Tryna put a landlord in a landfill
I ain't payin' for your dumbass to stand still
If you try and raise the rent, get your fam' killed
I'm tired of these damn bills
[Chorus: DAMAG3]
I'm tryna
Put a landlord in a landfill
I ain't payin' for you to stand still
Drop that ass, drop a band
Fix my fuckin' sink
I been payin' all your bills
Bitch, you work for me
[Verse 4: Chandler]
Landlords are so passive aggressive
Well, my elevator's broke and I keep havin' to walk up steps
I carry like seven boxes up to keep from makin' two trips
What the fuck you think, I'm out of breath
Which I know you're getting rich, fuck!
Why the fuck my walls got brown water dripping down 'em?
That shit is gross
I waited then I waited for an email, I know you had to know
It was hot as fuck in my apartment last summer, weeks is too damn long
I ain't takin' no attitude about it, I'm just gon' make this song
I ain't talkin' about your staff, not your repairmen
I'm talkin' about the grubby fingers you got, like [?]
[Outro: DAMAG3]
In a landfill!