[Pre-Hook: Footsie]
Them guys there ain't nuttin' like Darren, them guys there ain't nuttin' like Dan
They can't fuck up the beat like Darren, they can't fuck up the beat like Dan
They don’t smoke bare weed like Darren, they don’t smoke bare weed like Dan
Look, us man stick to the plan, chat shit and you’ll end up in a van

[Hook: Footsie]
With a bredda with a mask and a strap in his hand
Bredda with a mask and a strap, strap
Bredda with a mask and a strap in his hand
Bredda with a mask and a strap, strap
Bredda with a mask and a strap in his hand
Bredda with a mask and a strap, strap
Bredda with a mask and a strap in his hand
Strap, strap

[Verse 1: D Double E]
Oh my word
Bidi-bap-bap...
I’m, I’m ill and gully
Push a man off the hill and gully
Breaking the rib, I’m cracking the skully
Come for the drugs, I've come for the money
Think I’m a joker, think I’m a dummy
Foots gimme that (strap strap!)
I put that to mumsy's tummy
What you gonna do about that, that?
Don't wanna muck about with me, Darren
Don't wanna war with the Footsie Dan
Dressed in black, jumping out a van
With a mask on so they can't recognise man
What's that I see? It's a leng in hand
It’s too late to start friending a man
I’m ending a man
Just know there’s no comparing man
[Pre-Hook: Footsie]
Them guys there ain't nuttin' like Darren, them guys there ain't nuttin' like Dan
They can't fuck up the beat like Darren, they can't fuck up the beat like Dan
They don’t smoke bare weed like Darren, they don’t smoke bare weed like Dan
Look, us man stick to the plan, chat shit and you’ll end up in a van

[Hook: Footsie]
With a bredda with a mask and a strap in his hand
Bredda with a mask and a strap, strap
Bredda with a mask and a strap in his hand
Bredda with a mask and a strap, strap
Bredda with a mask and a strap in his hand
Bredda with a mask and a strap, strap
Bredda with a mask and a strap in his hand
Strap, strap

[Verse 2: Footsie]
If man come through with a strap, strap
Somebody’s gonna get clap, clap
Best you all get back, back
I heard man talkin grease before
But nah, cuzzie, it's not that, that
Nah, cuzzie, it's not that, I'm telling ya
Man’s got tings, yeah they’re loaded
You’ll get more than a shell in ya'
I’ll make the leng sneeze, achoo
You can try breeze, I will catch you
Man will go nuts, more than cashew
Make a man freeze, falling statue (yeah!)
Don’t try running it up in here
Somebody's gonna get zapped in here
Yeah, I will zappy the zappier
Foots, I'm a soundman, big man duppier
[Pre-Hook: Footsie]
Them guys there ain't nuttin like Darren, them guys there ain't nuttin like Dan
They can't fuck up the beat like Darren, they can't fuck up the beat like Dan
They don’t smoke bare weed like Darren, they don’t smoke bare weed like Dan
Look, us man stick to the plan, chat shit and you’ll end up in a van

[Hook: Footsie]
With a bredda with a mask and a strap in his hand
Bredda with a mask and a strap, strap
Bredda with a mask and a strap in his hand
Bredda with a mask and a strap, strap
Bredda with a mask and a strap in his hand
Bredda with a mask and a strap, strap
Bredda with a mask and a strap in his hand
Strap, strap

[Verse 3: D Double E]
Oh my gosh
Bidi-bap-bap...
They ain’t nuttin' like me
Ain’t got the thugs on lock like me
Ain’t got the drugs on lock like me
Ain’t got the ting on cock like me
They ain’t got no shaped up box like me
So you better mind out who ya' talking to
Cause I box man with a quick one and two
Send a man's eyeball black and blue
[Verse 4: Footsie]
The whole of my block is blue
Avatar man, won't have [?]
Man will send for the ting and you'll have a scar
Four shot hole, fam, I'll get a birdie
Try to have a go and you'll get a par
Look, man can't par with the fathers
Big man ting, can’t bar with the barbers
I’m up there with the stars, I'm a starrers

[Pre-Hook: Footsie]
Them guys there ain't nuttin like Darren, them guys there ain't nuttin like Dan
They can't fuck up the beat like Darren, they can't fuck up the beat like Dan
They don’t smoke bare weed like Darren, they don’t smoke bare weed like Dan
Look, us man stick to the plan, chat shit and you’ll end up in a van

[Hook: Footsie]
With a bredda with a mask and a strap in his hand
Bredda with a mask and a strap, strap
Bredda with a mask and a strap in his hand
Bredda with a mask and a strap, strap
Bredda with a mask and a strap in his hand
Bredda with a mask and a strap, strap
Bredda with a mask and a strap in his hand
Strap, strap