[Verse 1]
Bidi-bap-bap...
Lyrical gears, I've got more than five
I'm like an M5 on the M5 in cruise control
Holding the road like a four-wheel drive
Might see me on the left-hand side
True say, I've got a souped-up left-hand drive
Trust me blud, it's more than a V5
You get zatted out when I arrive
When I pull alongside you, the race has began
Think you can test me in your Mégane?
Think that you're focused?
Let's see, I'm not scared of the new Focus ST
You've got a hardtop like TT until you see me
Well not today, sonny
That will get left like an Nissan Sunny made you look stupid
You and your honey or could it be your mummy?

[Hook]
She wants to give me a service
She wants to give me an MOT
She got the perfect bodywork
I wanna see the body work on me
She wants to give me a service
She wants to give me an MOT
She got the perfect bodywork
I wanna see the body work on me
She wants to give me a service
She wants to give me an MOT
She got the perfect bodywork
I wanna see the body work on me
I might book my appointment
See how quick she can come and see me
I might book my appointment
I might book my appointment
[Verse 2]
Tell your honey that I wanna come press her
Tell her tonight that she's gonna get murked
Back of the Land Rover, bang her over
Tell her tonight that she's gonna get hurt
Cause her body's in mint condition
Just like my car, it's a limited edition
Here's the gearstick, girl, put it in position
Not gonna stop till I finish off the mission
Girl in the mini dress, I wanna Cooper
I really wanna escort her back
I can't afford to see my BM
So I've gotta make moves, gotta make tax
But look at the way she's kitted up on the back
For the sex, I could tell she was eager
She told me she come from Antigua
Got a good job and she's driving a Tigra

[Hook]
She wants to give me a service
She wants to give me an MOT
She got the perfect bodywork
I wanna see the body work on me
She wants to give me a service
She wants to give me an MOT
She got the perfect bodywork
I wanna see the body work on me
She wants to give me a service
She wants to give me an MOT
She got the perfect bodywork
I wanna see the body work on me
I might book my appointment
See how quick she can come and see me
I might book my appointment
I might book my appointment
She got the perfect bodywork
I wanna see the body work on me, me
She got the perfect bodywork
I wanna see the body work on me, me
Perfect bodywork
I wanna see the body work on me, me
[Verse 3]
As we head to Vauxhall, oh no
It's the big Volvo, it's the traffic police
Gotta stay low like a Lotus Elise
Get round the corner, foot down and release
Tonight I don't wanna get no grief
Cause I've got a bit of cash and I've got this gash that I'm looking to lash
Got a bit of food that I don't wanna dash
And in my car, I've got a borer bloody nora
What am I gonna do?
Let me do the next left, that's life
Park up right next to the X5
That's a good spot to tint off the ride
But before I could react, I bumped into the Punto Fiat
Clean [?]

[Outro]
She wants to give me a service
She wants to give me an MOT
She got the perfect bodywork
I wanna see the body work on me
She wants to give me a service
She wants to give me an MOT
She got the perfect bodywork
I wanna see the body work on me
She wants to give me a service
She wants to give me an MOT
She got the perfect bodywork
I wanna see the body work on me
I might book my appointment
See how quick she can come and see me
I might book my appointment
I might book my appointment