[Intro: Dizzee Rascal & Footsie]
Yeah Foots you know you got me on this lemon ting
Yeah cuz, you keep on quitting
Yo cuz, I can't though man there's something in it man
It's the E7 lemon
I've been showing everyone about this shit I swear to you man
They can't understand man we need to break it down to them
Oi blud man go shoobs be lighting up on zoots and man don't know what's going on, man wanna throw their zoots away

[Verse 1: Dizzee Rascal & Footsie]
Yo, I wanna leave that skunk alone but I don't wanna sit drunk at home on my own
I really wanna get in the zone and there's only one real answer - get Foots on the phone
Wagwan blud
Have you got that lemon zest, that citrus fresh, simply the best
I really wanna give it a test and see what all the fuss is about
I don't doubt it's bless
So then we link up, I get a sample
I take a deep breath, "Hmm it's wonderful"
I take a few more now I feel comfortable
Pack full of vitamins I'm grateful
And now I feel loose, so glad I was introduced to that lemon juice
But if you still don't feel what I say [?]
Just take a puff of that yellow stuff and

[Chorus: Dizzee Rascal]
Puff the magic lemon
Straight out of E7
Puff the magic lemon
Closest thing to heaven
[Verse 2: Footsie]
I enjoy billing zoots just like I enjoy billing tunes
In my yard there's a cloud of fumes
You can smell the scent all around the room, it's lemon
Yeah you can tell that stinking smell it goes down well, it's lemon
Don't offer man sales, quiet as well just give me a bell, it's lemon
I'm a lemon head, bill a big zoot when I go to my bed
Knock me out, lick off my head
Wake up next morning still red
Rass, the zoot that I hold in my bed
Closed my mind, coulda ended up dead
It's the best ting since sliced bread
Just hear what the chorus says

[Chorus: Dizzee Rascal]
Puff the magic lemon
Straight out of E7
Puff the magic lemon
Closest thing to heaven
You can get halfway there for a tenner
All the way there for a score
And you'll be laughing if you buy more
You can take your bredrin two eight scores

[Verse 3: D Double E]
I'm puffing, I'm puffing, on that magical lemon
With all the mandem from E7
And I got a cat coming down from Devon
So I gotta make sure the Q weighs seven
Cats don't play when it comes to the lemon
There's no delay when it comes to the lemon
[?] the tick you better pay for the lemon
Let me school the cats about lemon
When you're feeling weak, when you're feeling sore
Bun a spliff, take a draw
When you finish that, make some money buy more
It's the only way, it's the only cure and
That little personal draw will stink out your yard like half a door
Why'd you think that I call it [?] four, indoors
[Chorus: Dizzee Rascal]
Puff the magic lemon
Straight out of E7
Puff the magic lemon
Closest thing to heaven
Lemon

[Verse 4: Jammer]
I smoke lemon all day till my eyes go yellow
I get so cocky I don't wanna say hello
That's why I stay chilled out and mellow
My favourite colour is yellow
Lemme bell up Footsie for one-o, gello or a half
'Cause lemon is good for your back and calf
Neck and heart (Good for your neckle!)
I smoke so much lemon my room is a mess
But I don't care 'cause everyting's bless
When I smoke lemon I don't get stressed
That's why a man see me puffing all bless
I don't want A class, everyting's bless
Who cares what high you think's the best
All I need is lemon for my chest
We just love it, it's the best!

[Chorus: Dizzee Rascal]
Puff the magic lemon
Straight out of E7
Puff the magic lemon
Closest thing to heaven