Virtual Life

Words & Music by Paul Brandt



I'm bored

I need a new topic

Search the world for another subject

And by the time I find it I've forgotten where I was

IPod and a plasma TV

On the latest reality series

Surf the web and I M a bit

While I'm on my cell-phone



I'm high def

And I'm proud of it

And tivo doesn't skip a bit

If I fall asleep I know that I won't ever miss a thing

Rewind, record and slow mo

Satellite and digital cable

Wi-fi, I'm high speed

Got a Brooks & Dunn Ringtone



But you can't upload love

And you can't download time

You can't google all life's answers

But everything is gonna be alright

Cause I love you honey

And what we've got's the genuine

Real deal

This ain't no

Virtual Life



I need a break

From technology

I think I owe you an apology

I've analyzed our data to quantize the way I feel

Been thinking maybe I should

Hold you now that would feel real good

A real female instead of e-mail sounds alright to me



Old school

Yeah, a little old fashioned

Still don't know how it happened

But now we got 3 kids, a car, and a mortgage of our own

I think I finally got the lowdown

Sometimes we just need to slowdown

Take time to smell the roses, pet a dog

And be in love



Ain't nothin like the real thing