[JENNY]
Bobby

[PETER]
Bobby

[AMY]
Bobby baby

[PAUL]
Bobby bubi

[JOANNE]
Robby

[SUSAN]
Robert, darling

[JENNY, LARRY & AMY]
Bobby, we've been
Trying to (Bobby)
Reach you (Bobby baby)

[PAUL]
Bobby bubi
[SARAH, HARRY, LARRY & JOANNE]
Angel (Bob)
I've got something (Rob-o)
To tell you (Robert darling)

[SUSAN]
Bobby, honey

[AMY & PAUL, JENNY, PETER]
Bobby (Bobby)
It's important (Bobby)

[AMY & PAUL, HARRY, LARRY]
Or I wouldn't (Bobby baby)
Call (Robby)

[PETER & SUSAN, JOANNE, JOANNE & LARRY]
Whatcha doing (Lover)
Thursday? (Robby baby)

[DAVID & JENNY, SARAH, HARRY, SARAH & HARRY]
Bobby, look (Darling)
I know how you (Fellah)
Hate it and all (Bobby baby)

[LARRY, JOANNE, PETER & SUSAN, PAUL, AMY, SARAH & HARRY]
Not that you don't know
A lot of lovely girls, but (This is something special)
[COUPLES]
Bobby, come on over for dinner!
There's someone we want you to meet!
Bobby, come on over for dinner!

[PAUL]
This girl from the office

[JENNY]
My niece from Ohio

[COUPLES]
It'll just be the four of us!
You'll love her!

[LARRY]
Have I got a girl for you
Wait till you meet her!
Have I got a girl for you, boy?
Hoo, boy!
Dumb!—And with a weakness for Sazerac slings—
You give her even the fruit and she swings
The kind of girl you can't send through the mails!
Call me tomorrow, I want the details

[PETER]
Have I got a chick for you?
Wait till you meet her!
Have I got a chick for you, boy?
Hoo, boy!
Smart!—She's into all those exotic mystiques:
The Kama Sutra and Chinese techniques—
I hear she knows more than seventy-five...
Call me tomorrow if you're still alive!
[LARRY & PETER, DAVID, PAUL & HARRY]
Have I got a girl for you? (Have I got a girl for you?)
Wait till you meet her! (Wait till you meet her!)
Have I got a girl for you, boy? (Have I got a girl for you)
Hoo, boy! (Boy?)

[HUSBANDS]
Boy, to be in your shoes what I wouldn't give—
I mean, the freedom to go out and live!
And as for settling down and all that—
Marriage may be where it's been
But it's not where it's at

Whaddaya like, you like coming home to a kiss?
Somebody with a smile at the door?
Whaddaya like, you like indescribable bliss?
Then whaddaya wanna get married for?

Whaddaya like, you like an excursion to Rome
Suddenly taking off to explore?
Whaddaya like, you like having meals cooked at home?
Then whaddaya wanna get married for?
Whaddaya wanna get married for?
Whaddaya wanna get married for?
Whaddaya wanna get married for?