Stephen Sondheim
Soldiers’ Gossip (#1)
[TORASSO]
Did you hear the scream last night?
[AUGENTI]
Did anybody not?
[RIZZOLLI]
Four ball on the side
[LOMBARDI]
She knows how to scream, all right
[BARRI]
Well, she practices a lot
[AUGENTI]
Good shot
[RIZZOLLI]
Six ball in the corner
[LOMBARDI]
So that wasn't dying, we assume?
[BARRI]
No, I think she just fell off her broom
[TORASSO]
Or they hung a mirror in the room
Of la signora!
[BARRI]
La signora!
[AUGENTI]
La signora!
[RIZZOLLI]
Please, a little quiet!
(Bugle call. Drums continue softly under as the game continues Giorgio enters to speak with the Doctor.)
[RIZZOLLI, spoken]
Care to play, Captain?
[GIORGIO, spoken]
No. Thank you for asking
(Giorgio leaves.)
[TORASSO]
Just a bit aloof, don't you think?
[LOMBARDI]
Not around the Colonel
[AUGENTI]
Gentlemen, gentlemen
Never trust a man who doesn't drink
[TORASSO]
And he keeps a journal
[BARRI]
Eight-ball off the nine
[RIZZOLLI]
Maybe, though, he just prefers his books
[LOMBARDI]
Not as much as he prefers his looks
[TORASSO]
Which is why he thinks he's got his hooks
Into la Signora
[BARRI]
Gentlemen, I'll make a wager:
Come the summer, he'll be Major
[RIZZOLLI]
I'll say!
[ALL]
I'll say!
I'll say!