[TORASSO]
Both of them were soaked to the skin

[RIZZOLLI]
Where had they been?

[AUGENTI]
On the bluff

[LOMBARDI]
Were they all alone?

[TORASSO]
No one knows

[LOMBARDI]
You don't suppose-?

[BARRI]
Ugh!

[RIZZOLLI]
Gentlemen, enough!

[TORASSO]
Still, it would explain Signora's attitude
[AUGENTI]
Why she comes to every meal

[BARRI]
It isn't for the veal

[TORASSO]
And it would explain the Colonel's gratitude

[LOMBARDI]
I hear he calls him "Giorgio"

[RIZZOLLI]
But nobody is that brave

[AUGENTI]
No, that's cheek

[RIZZOLLI]
Nobody is that brave

[LOMBARDI]
Wouldn't you like to peek?

[TORASSO]
Ugh!
[BARRI]
Gentlemen, I think I'll change my wager:
He'll be Major next week

[RIZZOLLI]
I'll say!

[ALL]
I'll say!
I'll say!