Stephen Sondheim
Have to Give Her Someone
[WITCH]
We'll have to give her someone

[BAKER'S WIFE]
Who?

[WITCH]
Well, maybe—
How about the baby?

[BAKER]
The baby?

[BAKER'S WIFE]
The baby?

[WITCH]
You can have another

[BAKER'S WIFE]
I'm his mother!

[BAKER]
Never!

[WITCH]
All right, what do you suggest we do?
[GIANT, spoken]
I'm waiting. 

[WITCH]
What about the brat here?

[BAKER]
The brat here—
The girl?

[LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD]
Me?

[BAKER'S WIFE]
She doesn't want the girl!

[BAKER]
No!

[LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD]
Do you mean me?

[WITCH]
Fine
We'll stand around and chat here
And get stamped flat here—
[LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD]
Me!!??

[WITCH]
Just give her anyone—

[LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD]
We ought to give her you

[GIANT, spoken]
I'm still waiting.