Stephen Sondheim
Sweet Polly Plunkett
[THE WIFE, spoken}
"Whom were you thinking about the day you got married?"
Mhm, *me*

[sung]
Sweet Polly Plunkett saw her life pass
Flew down the city road, crying
"I am a lass who alas loves a lad
Who alas has a lass loves another lad
Who once I had
In Canterbury
'Tis a row dow diddle dow day
'Tis a row dow diddle dow dee ..."

[spoken]
There