[WOMEN]
Bobby, Bobby
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah
Bobby
[MEN]
Bobby
[WOMEN]
Bobby
[MEN]
Bobby
[ALL]
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah
Bobby
[JENNY, spoken]
Well, our blessings, Robert
[SUSAN, spoken]
Don’t tell your wish, Bobby
Or it won’t come true
[JOANNE, spoken]
You just blew it
[SARAH, spoken]
It probably was a wish you wouldn’t have gotten anyway, Robert
[PETER, spoken]
You wish for a wife, Robert?
[LARRY, spoken]
Don’t, you’re a lucky son of a gun right now
Hang in there
[ROBERT, spoken]
Actually, I didn’t wish for anything
[HARRY, spoken]
Whadaya mean you didn’t wish for anything?
[JENNY, spoken]
Okay, but, everybody’s so curious
[DAVID, spoken]
Tell but lie
[ROBERT, spoken]
Thank you for including me in your thoughts
Your lives
[PAUL, spoken]
Stay exactly as you are, Robert
[MARTA, spoken]
That’s right, you sweet thing
Stay exactly as you are
[JOANNE, spoken]
Everyone adores you!
What an awful thing
[AMY, spoken]
Things happen for the best
I don’t even believe that myself
[ROBERT, spoken]
I mean, when you’ve got friends like mine...
I mean...
When you’ve got friends like mine
(singing)
Isn’t it warm?
Isn’t it rosy?
Side by side
[SARAH, spoken]
He’s such a cutie!
Isn’t he a cutie?!
[ROBERT]
By side
Ports in a storm
Comfy and cosy
Side by side
[PETER, spoken]
He never loses his cool
[ROBERT]
By side
[HARRY, spoken]
I envy that
[ROBERT]
Everything shines
How sweet
[ROBERT, SARAH & HARRY]
Side by side
[SUSAN, spoken]
We’re just so fond of him
[ROBERT]
By side
Parallel lines who meet
[ALL]
Love him
Can’t get enough of him
[ROBERT]
Everyone winks
Nobody’s nosy
Side by side
[JOANNE, spoken]
He’s just crazy about me
[ROBERT]
By side
[PAUL, spoken]
He’s a very tender guy
[ROBERT]
You bring the drinks
And I’ll bring the posy
[ROBERT & JOANNE]
Side by side
[LARRY, spoken]
He’s always there when ya’ need him
[ROBERT]
By side
One is lonely and two is boring
Think what you can keep ignoring
Side
[AMY, spoken]
He’s my best friend!
[ROBERT]
By side
[AMY, spoken]
Second best!
[ROBERT]
By side
[ALL]
Never a bother
Seven times a godfather
[ROBERT & SARAH]
Year after year
Older and older
[LARRY, spoken]
It’s amazing
We’ve gotten older every year
And he seems to stay exactly the same
[ROBERT & WOMEN]
Sharing a tear
Lending a shoulder
[DAVID, spoken]
You know what comes to my mind
When I see him?
The Seagrams Building
Isn’t that funny?
[ROBERT & WOMEN]
Ain’t we got fun?
No strain
[JOANNE, spoken]
Sometimes I catch him looking and looking
I just look right back
[ALL EXCEPT ROBERT]
Permanent sun
No rain
We’re so crazy, he’s so sane
[ALL]
Friendship forbids
Anything bitter
[PAUL, spoken]
A person like Bob doesn’t have the good things
And he doesn’t have the bad things...
But he doesn’t have the good things either
[ALL]
Being the kids
As well as the sitter
[HARRY, spoken]
Let me make him a drink
He’s the only guy I know I think should drink more!
[ROBERT]
One’s impossible, two is dreary
Three is company, safe and cheery
[ALL EXCEPT ROBERT & SARAH]
Side
[SARAH, spoken]
He always looks like he’s keeping score
[ALL EXCEPT ROBERT & SARAH]
By side
[SARAH, spoken]
Who’s winning, Robert?
[ALL EXCEPT ROBERT & SARAH]
By side
[ROBERT]
Here is the church
Here is the steeple
Open the doors
And see all the crazy, married people...