[FAY]
Docteur, docteur, vous êtes charmant

[HAPGOOD]
Mademoiselle, vous aussi

[FAY]
You like my hair, yes? My lips, yes?
Ze sway of my, how you say, of my hips, yes?
You wish to play wiz me?
Okay wiz me
Come out and play wiz me

[HAPGOOD]
Mademoiselle, vous êtes jolie

[FAY]
Docteur, docteur, si gentil
You like my style, yes? My brand, yes?
Ze lay of my, how you say, of my land, yes?
You wish to play wiz me?
To stray wiz me?
Come out and play wiz me

[HAPGOOD]
Mademoiselle, vous êtes timide
[FAY]
Docteur, docteur, you're so right
I like your, how you say, imperturbable perspicacity
It isn't how you say, it's what you see

We have ze lark, yes? Ze fling, yes?
Ze play is ze, how you say, is ze thing, yes?
If you will play wiz me, mon cheri
Though we may not agree today
In time, mais oui, we may

[HAPGOOD]
I like your hair

[FAY]
Yes?

[HAPGOOD]
Your lips

[FAY]
Yes?

[HAPGOOD]
The sway of your, how you say, of your hips
[FAY]
Yes!

[HAPGOOD]
Come up and play with me

[FAY]
Come out and play wiz me

[BOTH]
Come on and play wiz me

[FAY]
Docteur, docteur, let's play docteur

[HAPGOOD]
Mademoiselle, you're not well!
But I like your style

[FAY]
Yes?

[HAPGOOD]
Your brand

[FAY]
Yes?
[HAPGOOD]
The lay of your, qu'est-ce que c'est, of your land

[FAY]
Yes?

[HAPGOOD]
I like your, how you say
Unmistakable authenticity
It isn't how you say, it's what I see

[BOTH]
We have ze lark, yes? Ze fling, yes?
Ze play is ze, how you say, is ze thing, yes?

[FAY]
Yes!