[CELESTE]
This is Mildred

[MILDRED]
Delighted, I'm sure

[ARTIE]
She's delighted
I am very unexcited

[CELESTE]
This is Artie

[MILDRED]
Delighted

[CELESTE]
And this is Ted

[DINO]
Something tells me we shoulda stood in bed

[CELESTE]
This is Bobby

[MILDRED]
Delighted, I'm sure
[BOBBY]
Now, girls, steady—
I got a date already

[CELESTE]
This is Dino

[MILDRED]
Hello, there

[CELESTE]
And this is Gene

[MILDRED]
Ooh, my goodness—
Like from a magazine

What's the movie?

[TED]
I got no idea

[DINO]
Hope it's dirty

[RAY]
Hurry up, it's seven-thirty—
Price goes up after еight and there'll be a linе
[TED]
Let's get started—Mildred's goes up at nine

[CELESTE]
Who'll take Mildred?
Ted, you can take Mildred

[ARTIE]
No world beater...

[RAY]
Probably a heavy eater

[DINO]
She's no bargain—

[ARTIE, RAY, DINO & TED]
But still and all she's a girl

[DINO]
They're a boy's best friend

[TED]
Delighted—

[MILDRED]
Delighted—
[ARTIE, RAY & DINO]
Delighted—

[CELESTE]
I'm delighted—

[ALL]
—No end

[RAY]
No cabs!...

[ALL]
No end...

[RAY]
No dolls...

[ALL]
No end...

[RAY]
No loge seats...

[ALL]
No end...

[RAY]
No crummy photos...

[ALL]
No end...