Stephen Sondheim
I Feel Pretty
Um k well see you then I guess
Oh hello
Hello You don't know where I live huh
Why don't just see what we're gonna do 'morrow night
That's...yeah
We could talk about it all night night
But look
Never get anything...
But look uh you know where I live
Get it from my interview directory, I was drivin around the other day, looking for your house I thought you lived on Highpoint I saw you get off in front of...out a...now you've been riding with some kid on a bicycle when we were still goin to Highpoint, I've got a fairly descent memory, we were goin to Highpoint I saw you get off a bicycle in front of somebody's house, I don't know whose it was but I thought it was yours and it's on Highpoint, so I went ridin up and down Highpoint lookin for your goddam house and I couldn't find it anywhere, that was about last weekend I think
I wasn't on a bike

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and bright
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight

I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real

See the pretty girl in that mirror there
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty me
Stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running
And dancing
For joy
For I'm loved by a pretty wonderful boy

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and bright
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight

I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real

See the pretty girl in that mirror there
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty me

Stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running
And dancing
For joy
For I'm loved by a pretty wonderful boy
HA HA HA