[Verse 1]
Hello there
You are all now witnesses
To a kind of confrontation
Between me and these three men

[Chorus]
It ain't so simple
Treason is crime
No, it ain't so simple
And here's the reasons why

[Verse 2]
This one, he always jeers me
Makes fun of my scanty head
I'll send the bears to kill him
Make the lame leap like stags

[Chorus]
It ain't so simple
Treason is crime
No, it ain't so simple
And here's the reasons why

[Bridge]
This things that sits behind me
A jumped-up homunculus
O yes, he sings so sweetly
O no, he'll drown discreetly
[Chorus]
It ain't so simple
Treason is crime
No, it ain't so simple
And here's the reasons why

[Chorus]
It ain't so simple
Treason is crime
No, it ain't so simple
And here's the reasons why

[Outro]
Last one, the flannel acre
Everybody seems to love him
Guess I'll keep him around
Until the next song