[Verse 1]
There one was a lad who looked like me
He was an innocent soul
But he loved TV
His friend got him into anime
And now he's a goddamn weeb (Ara ara)

[Chorus]
Oh no he's addicted to porn
He watches hentai way into the morn
One day he was having some fun
Till his mom burst in oh no

[Verse 2]
His step-sis whispered oni-chan
It felt so wrong but he was a fan
She got stuck in the laundry door
Ohh watch the little lad go

[Chorus]
Oh no he's addicted to porn
He watches hentai way into the morn
One day he was having some fun
Till his mom burst in oh no

[Verse 2]
When his step-mom walked in she was mad
She said I'm about to tell y'all's dad
Unless y'all wanna run it back and make it a party of three

[Chorus]
Oh no he's addicted to porn
He watches hentai way into the morn
One day he was having some fun
Till his mom burst in oh no