A.A. Man

Hey hey, A.A. man!

Hey hey, A.A. man!

Hey hey, A.A. man!

Hey hey, A.A. man!



Out on the motorway, clocking up the miles

My coupé's running roughly, steaming over

Got thirty miles to go to the next services

I ain't a-gonna make it, S.O.S's



You won't believe the state my engine's in

I'm leaking oil and reckon I won't make it up the hill

I should have checked my fan belt too

There's a burning smell, flippin' hell I'm pulling over to the side



Hey hey, A.A. man!

Hey hey, A.A. man!

Hey hey, A.A. man! – get to me as fast as you can



It's now, well past four and pissing down with rain

Where's my member's handbook Patricia darling!

The wheels are well locked up, I'm going for the phone

They ain't had the very man to fix it



Operator put me through to breakdown

I'm down the road in my little red Marina in the rain

Connect me through to Information

I'm pumped right out and I've fifteen miles to walk home in the wet



Hey hey, A.A. man! – get to me as fast as you can

Hey hey, A.A. man! – if you cop the jerrycan



Operator, put me through to breakdown

I'm down the road, in my little red Marina in the rain

Connect me to Auto Information

I've conked right out and I've fifteen miles to walk home in the wet



Hey hey, A.A. man! – get to me as fast as you can

Hey hey, A.A. man! – if you cop the jerrycan



Hey hey, A.A. man! [etc...]