[Verse 1]
I look for sparks every night, just after dark
They pump the words into the chambers of my heart
And I spy with my little eye, the world go by
I'm turning other people's problems into mine

[Refrain 1]
And oh, what if it's all just make believe?
I wouldn't have let Adam eat Eve
I wouldn't have learned the birds and the bees
I wouldn't have let, I wouldn't have let you leave

[Chorus]
Who invented love?
It must've been something of an accident
Who invented love?
A little more than coincidence
I've been looking for an antidote
I think I found something of an overdose
Oh, who invented love?
I'd like to track them down and grab them by the throat

[Verse 2]
And there they go, Juliet and Romeo
They wouldn't bother if they knew the things I know
But they'll keep on going, keep on growing grayer hair
And fight about what's on TV though neither of them care
[Refrain 2]
And oh, what if I rewrote history?
I wouldn't have let Adam eat Eve
I wouldn't have learned the birds and the bees
I wouldn't have let, I wouldn't have let you leave, oh

[Chorus]
Who invented love?
It must've been something of an accident
Who invented love?
A little more than coincidence
I've been looking for an antidote
I think I found something of an overdose
Oh, who invented love?
I'd like to track them down and grab them by the

[Bridge]
Adam and Eve, Tarzan and Jane
Homer and Marge all did the same
Bonnie and Clyde, Turner and Swann
Alabama Worley and her only one

[Chorus]
Who invented love?
It must've been something of an accident
Who invented love?
A little more than coincidence
I've been looking for an antidote
I think I found something of an overdose
Oh, who invented love?
I'd like to track them down and grab them by the throat