[Intro - Un-named Woman and Derek Bum]
This kitchen is so hard to clean
If only there was an easier way
Hi I'm Derek Bum,
Say goodbye to daily stains
and dirty services with new Kitchen Gun!
(BANG BANG BANG)

[Chorus- Derek Bum]
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
New kitchen gun
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Sparkles like new! (HAHAHAH)
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Yeah, all clean again
Sparkles like, sparkles like new!
I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Just three shots from Kitchen Gun.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Say "Goodbye", dirt (HAHAHAH)
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Yeah, all clean again
Sparkles like, sparkles like new!

[Verse 1 - Derek Bum]
This sink is filthy, but just three shots from Kitchen Gun...
BANG BANG BANG
And it sparkles like new!
Look at how it cleans this greasy hob.
BANG BANG BANG
Goodbye, dirt
Grubby tiles
BANG BANG BANG
I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN!

[Refrain - Un-named Woman]
This kitchеn is so hard to clean
If only there was an еasier way

[Chorus - Derek Bum]
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
New kitchen gun
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Sparkles like new! (HAHAHAH)
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Yeah, all clean again
Sparkles like, sparkles like new!
I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Just three shots from Kitchen Gun.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Say "Goodbye", dirt (HAHAHAH)
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Yeah, all clean again
Sparkles like, sparkles like new!

[Refrain - Un-named Woman]
This toilet is so hard to clean.
There must be an easier way.

[Verse 2 - Derek Bum and Un-named Woman]
Hi, I'm Derek Bum
And I'm declaring war on toilets
With new Toilet Grenade
Just pull the pin, pop it in the bowl,
Pull the lid down, and let toilet grenade do the rest.
Bang! (Aahhh)
Toilet grenade, bang!

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
New toiletnade
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Sparkles like new! (HAHAHAH)
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Yeah, all clean again
Sparkles like sparkles like new!
I LOVE YOU TOILETNADE
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Just three shots from toiletnade
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Say "Goodbye", dirt
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Yeah all clean again (HAHAHAH)
Sparkles like sparkles like new!

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG new kitchen gun
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG sparkles like new! (HAHAHAH)
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG yeah all clean again
Sparkles like, sparkles like new!
I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Just three shots from Kitchen Gun.
BANG BANG BANGBANG BANG
Say "Goodbye", dirt (HAHAHAH)
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Yeah, all clean again
Sparkles like, sparkles like new! (HAHAHAH)