Epic Rap Battles of History
ERB Demo: Spider-Man vs Naruto
[Verse 1: Naruto]
With great power comes great responsibility
Luckily you ain't shit so don't worry
Naruto, the most uncommon
In a group I'm the Top Ramen eating
Shot calling squashing beef with my feet sound bombing
Japanese teen, lethal on the battlefield, make you leave behind your fallen
My dopeness senses ain't tingling
Man, jumping off a building is the only way you're going out swinging
[Verse 2: Spider-Man]
I grap the mic with my sticky grip and swing it into the Cypher
The web sniper laying it down like Peter Piper
I picked a peck of pickled eggs to plop in Ramen noodles
My Marvеlous comic style stomps on Manga doodles
Your plots are thin likе bikinis, I prefer a One Piece
I'll take your Nine tails and I'll pin them on some donkeys
You're a scrub like brillo, overhyped like Zillow
The softest thing from Japan since Waifu pillows