EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

MARTIN LUTHER KING

VS

GGHHAAANDIIII

BEGIN!

[Verse 1 - Gandhi]
You want to battle wits?
See who's a better pacifist
I fought the castle system
But you still cannot touch this
Slumdog Skillionaire
First name Messiah
Raps so hot, I spit Yoga Fire!
Everything you preach, I said it first
You should jot down these words
Plagiarize my whole verse
Leave your thoughts on the door
Like the real Martin Luther
I'm not thinking you should overcome this Junior

[Verse 2 - Martin Luther King Jr]
I'm the king of civil rights
From the city to suburbia
No shoes, no shirt, but I'm still gonna serve ya!
Make you swallow your words, so you can break the fast
Then thank god almighty! You can eat at last
I admire the way you broke the British power
But I have a dream that you'll take a shower
Like the H in your name, you ought to remain silent
Flatten your style like bread, naan violence
[Verse 3 - Gandhi]
You would know about bread
Dr. Birmingham sandwich
Boycott those grits
Sit in with some spinach
With protests and women, the same advice goes
Always stay away from the ho's

[Verse 4 - Martin Luther King Jr]
I have so much street cred, they write my name on the signs!
I'd ring you for tech support, but I have a No bell prize

N*gga we got more beef than one of your sacred cows
But I'm about to forgive you so hard right now

[Gandhi]
I'm am passively resisting the fact that you suck
I am celibate because, I don't give a fuck

WHO WON??
WHO'S NEXT???
YOU DECIDE!!!!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!