I was born in a cave, when stereo was all the rage
Gatefold vinyl and eight tracks ruled the world
Now there's flat screens in 3D
My cell phone's smarter than me
I can't keep up, my brains are beginning to burn

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There's no winning, just insanity
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The wheel keeps spinning, just set me free

I'm an analog man... analog man
I'm an analog man, trapped in a digital world
I am an analog man... analog man
An analog man, in a digital world

I keep surfing with the crowd, my information's on a cloud
My profile gets hacked almost everyday

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There's no winning, just insanity
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The wheel's still spinning, just let me be

I'm an analog man... analog man
I'm an analog man, trapped in a digital world
I am an analog man... analog man
Just an old school son of a bitch... in this digital hell
Don't need no wifi, just want my hi-fi
Don't need no data plan
Computers crashing, I want to smash 'em
I just don' t understand

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There's no winning, just insanity
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Damn wheels still spinning, somebody set me free

Analog man... analog man
I'm an analog man, in a digital world
Analog man... analog man
I'm an analog man, dying in a digital world