Cam Steady
Grand Theft Auto vs. Saints Row
[Intro]
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
PLAYER 1: JOHNNY GAT
PLAYER 2: TREVOR PHILLIPS
FIGHT!

[Johnny]
Gat is back, baby, and it's time for some fun
Disses flying like rounds, you can never have too many guns!
I'm always up for the carnage, and so I'm bringing the pain
You try to mess with the Saints? Well now I know you're insane!
I guess we're both full of surprises, I mean look at our games
I brought the Vice Kings under fire while you went up in flames!
This is a war of the gangs, our name will put you in your place, Rocket Launch you to the moon, now who's the Gangsta in Space? Get in the way of my business, and none shall be spared
Take some pride in yourself, you should do something with your hair, You unstable, disloyal, momma kissing brat
I know you'll love what's on the end of my baseball bat!

[Trevor]
Oh, this big fake comes into MY home trying to fight?
And I thought there was only ONE Jehova in my life!
Draw your knife on me? I can tell you're not that bright
And you, Johnny, are not very F**KING NICE!
Robbery, dealing, gun running! I'm the boss!
And seeing who you elect as president, I would be your GOD!
The method in the madness is you rappin' out of harmony
You're going out of business, Johnny, I'll call you the Lost MC!
387 counts of murder, and here's your failed attempt!
Hopefully you'll save yourself better than you did your girlfriend!
I'll bash your skull in, and when your Saints come through
All that remains is your bits of brain on my boot!
[Johnny]
I didn't fail, scum like you don't deserve to die
Bring Aisha into this again, and you'll be buried alive!
I know you take the easy way out when your match has been met
So go ahead and take a shot, I'll just come back from the dead!

[Trevor]
Oh, I like your denial! That's the first step to your end
Look, I love you, but your rhymes makes me want to break your neck! So prepare to meet the same fate as all those I've slain
I'd say go to Hell, but you're ahead of the game!

[Outro]
GAME OVER!
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