[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
DRAKE & JOSH
VS
THE BLUES BROTHERS
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Josh, Drake, and Both]
Yo, it's me Josh, representing Nickelodeon
Don't step to these brothers, 'less you wanna tussle both of 'em
We'll put the blue in you brothers, you're pathetic, yo
With this flow we'll show you why we got so many episodes
I've had enough of your "soul", so let me play my guitar
I'm Drake Bell and I'll wring you out while I spit bars
So keep that briefcase locked, 'cause you're about to get shocked
And go back to your prison with your Jailhouse rock
Yeah look at it from our Belleview,, you utterly suck
Quit music, for that I'd pay 5,000 bucks
I'm a straight A student, they got nothing up their sleeves
Thinking you can take us? Dude, you're crazier than Steve
I ain't calling you a truther, so you losers better scram
You two's talent is almost as hidden as our lamb
You claim you've got Soul, Man, you'll still be beaten
And we could sum it up why in 2000 different reasons

[Verse 2: Jake, Elwood, and Both]
All Drake cares about is being popular in school
And Josh's magic tricks make him look like a fool
You should've Rawhid versus brothers so cool
Black suit and glasses, you know that we rule!
Here we have two boobs, well I see four
Feel the rhythm and the blues of every hit of a chord
Everybody needs somebody to love, but you aren't it
We conquered every problem, to save our orphanage!
These teenage drama queens are obviously flawed
You fools can't stop us, we're on a mission from God
We're like riders in the Sky, and we ain't fakin'
How can you think of beating us if you lose to Megan?
[Verse 3: Josh, Drake, and Both]
Look, Josh! They're shaking! Haha, high five (OHHHH!)
You're famous all because of Saturday Night Live
The best duo in the industry, there ain't no other
We're owning these fools, so hug me brotha
I've got a bone to Peck with you, slap you like it's ping pong
If you can't withstand our heat then keep your sunglasses on
I'm not gonna Give you some Lovin', me neither, bro
Why don't you go back to your sweet home and Chica-go

[Verse 4: Jake, Elwood, and Both]
Defeating Jake and Elwood, Hell would have to freeze over
We'll hit you with the Bluesmobile like your names were both Oprah
The emcees of R&B spit such rhythm, yeah, we take it easy, man
Flipping you the foam finger so you'll throwdown again!
You've got a stupid, cliché show, don't deny it, Bell
The white trash, brain dead version of Kenan and Kel
The Blues Brothers won this, we're simply fantastic
Go back to entertaining kids, we got a cult classic

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES, SEASON 4 BITCHES