[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
WILLIAM BUTCHER
VS
THE PUNISHER
BEGIN

[Verse 1: William Butcher]
Oi knucklefuck, in gun-nuts I don’t indulge
Step up you’ll get my crowbar to your spandex bulge
You're a little Disney damsel, all pampered and whiney
Fackin hell bitch, grow up, god dammit, blimey
We have satirical wisdom, our self awareness is hashtag lit
Think I care what you say man? Well I don’t give a Punishit
From the 2004 film to your series, your career has gone to shits
I don’t know what fucked you over more, Jigsaw or Netflix

[Verse 2: The Punisher]
So these are The Boys? Ha, more like The Croods
You’re weak, not strong, I’ll kick your ass dude
I’ll be Mr. Steal your Girl, think I give a fuck, sir?
Just like my name sake, you know I’m boutta punish her
Why call yourselves The Boys, I count one girl on your team
Do I sense bias here? Maybe a hint of misogyny?
I'll pistol whip your pisshole til it's like Termite in your meat
You'll put the die in diabolical when I clean you off the streets
[Verse 3: William Butcher]
You’ve barely had any sex yet, you’re a nasty Marvel shart
Just mad that this little cunt hasn’t used his cum pound V card
Your legacy is a bunch of cops causing mayhem disaster
Say it with me now ya cheeky cunts

[Interlude: William Butcher & The Boys]
Black lives matter!

[Verse 3 (continued): William Butcher]
You’re a fairy prick plagiarist, ripping tricks from Executioner
With an egg head resembling a mix of pricks like me and Lex Luthor
And to get outsmarted by a blind guy, you’re a real fucking wanker
Now, remember what I told ya. You’re no Punisher, you’re Marvel’s canker

[Verse 4: The Punisher]
Your little wife got sliced and this cunts all in a strife
Now Ryan wants you dying, that’s two Deep cuts in your life
I’m sensing basic hypocrisy spitting from this hairy bum
If you hate supes so much, why’d ya down the super serum?
I’ve sent shivers down heroes and villains’ spines, you ain’t shit
Leave you and your goonies drooling from my 12 inch… clip
Swear at the world all you want ‘bout how I'm a bastard maker of dead
But it didn't need to be my bullet painting your brothers bed red

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *gunshot* battle parodies…