[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
BRIAN GRIFFIN
VS
ROCKET DOG
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Rocket]
Here's a clash between a rocket and a dog, I'll blast off
All you do is drink beer and hump things that aren't dogs!
You are friends with a baby? Talk about a child molestor
And your best friend is a creepy fat version of Uncle Fester
Dissing you in this battle is the reason I'm having a blast
And I don't mean to brag, but I can fly while you rub your ass
What's the matter Brian Griffin? did my rhymes get you pissing
On the carpet like you did when you fell in love with Lois Griffin!

[Verse 2: Brian]
I can hump legs as fast as I can get a dry martini
I'm an actual lovable dog, try and fight this, little weenie
Blasting off with your farts? Could you be even more childish?
I mean, kid, you look more slow than a down-syndromed fish
MY best friеnd is actually smart, does yours live on the streets?
I can do morе tricks than you and I don't even need a treat
So before you come into a battle with an actual intellectual
Rocket Dog, you're just a pussy who's owners homosexual
[Verse 3: Rocket]
Rocket Power turning on, I'll send you to a grave with flowers
I'll be finished in this hour, so it's time to get devoured
Why can't you be a real dog instead of dating humans, sour puss
Why do you have to be a piss-ant when you're afraid to piss on the bush?
I can rocket away, and blast my victory too
You're boring, your voice actor uses his normal voice to voice you
How is my best friend homosexual, your friend Stewie's the biggest fag!
I'll admit, You were funny until you become a liberal douchebag!

[Verse 4: Brian]
You ain't cool like cool whip, you are just whip
You'll be surrendering, and saving private brian bitch
I'm on the road to kick your ass, just in time
I would win this battle and I don't need to rhyme
Read all of my books and you'll like me
Even Wish it, Want it, Do it cause I wish to kill you rocket doggy
I might get drunk all the time but at least I'm not a murderer
Welcome to the House of Pain you furry motherfucker

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!