Joell Ortiz
The Rookie’s First Dead Body (Dialogue)
[Dialogue]

(Netflix intro plays)

[Rookie officer]
*Throws up*

[Officer Pirelli]
Not on my shoes come on rookie

Shit I'm sorry I'm sorry, I just
You never saw a dead body before?
My god where do you come from, parking enforcement?

[Coroner]
Hey this the new guy huh chief?

Apparently
Twenty-five years in and suddenly I need a partner to mentor my last month
Well at any rate
Victim appears to be male, early twenties, gunshot wounds to the head
Fucking gangbangers
I don't know about that
There's some drama but the fatal wound appears to bе a double tap
I'd say whoever did it, dеfinitely knows their way around a firearm
I'll know more when I can take him in
His eyes, they're just black?
Eight-balls
What?
Christ, what
You never played pool before?
Eight-ball hemorrhage
The eyes are black because they're so filled with blood
*Rookie officer throws up again*
[Coop (homeless man)]
Hey what the, what the fuck do I smell?
What's that smell, smelling like turkey burgers out here
*Sniffs*
Which one of you... oh shit look at that nasty shit on the ground

Oh god, get him out of here
Goddam piggly wiggly, what the fuck is that?
Get out of here
Secure your crime scene rookie!
Hey! Hey!
Get out of here man
It's a crime scene
*Starts chasing Coop*
Rookie thinks he's gonna catch him
Come get me
Coop ran a 4.2 40 back at Poly high school
*Laughs*
Motherfucker
*Pants*
Unhook the trailer rook
Pathetic
Can't catch me motherfucker
I'm gone, I'm gone
Welcome to Harbor City