If you bought it at a five and dime
If you bought it at a Goodwill store
If you bought it at a sidewalk sale
It’ll be alright

If you’re mating with the latest sound
Cohabitating with the latest sound
Procreating with the latest sound
It’ll be alright

If you’re sucking on a chili dog
Out in the desert where the heat is hot
With a placenta falling to the floor
It’ll be alright

If you’re hanging with a strawberry blonde
Getting drunk as fuck on Strawberry Hill
Listening to the flip of Strawberry Fields
It’ll be alright

If you bought it at a five and dime
If you bought it at a Goodwill store
If you bought it at a sidewalk sale
It’ll be alright