[Verse 1]
I heard my dad pray over a football game
Guess God had time that day
Is there a shortlist order of importance?
Or is it just luck based?

[Pre-Chorus]
Listen I'm just confused
With the work that he's doing
And I mean this respectfully

[Chorus]
God is a bit of a freak
Why's he watching me getting railed on the couch, staying pure for a wedding?
He's got fucked up priorities
God is a bit of a freak
Like what's the fixation
On hating the way he creates
So why would I spend my eternity
With God when he's a freak?

God is a bit of a freak
Why's he watching me getting railed on the couch, staying pure for a wedding?
He's got fucked up priorities
God is a bit of a freak
Like what's the fixation
On hating the way he creates
So why would I spend my eternity
With God when he's a freak?
[Verse 2]
Under the covers
Watching some cheerleaders
I'm his biggest concern
Don't worry about it
Kids that've sinned get sick
Enjoy your red carpet

[Pre-Chorus]
Listen I'm just confused with
The work that he's doing
And I mean this respectfully

[Chorus]
God is a bit of a freak
Why's he watching me getting railed on the couch, staying pure for a wedding?
He's got fucked up priorities
God is a bit of a freak
Like what's the fixation
On hating the way he creates
So why would I spend my eternity
With God when he's a freak?

God is a bit of a freak
Why's he watching me getting railed on the couch, staying pure for a wedding?
He's got fucked up priorities
God is a bit of a freak
Like what's the fixation
On hating the way he creates
So why would I spend my eternity
With God when he's a freak?
[Bridge]
And the church choir's in session
Hello God here's my confession
Sorry I'm not quite anointed
Weird you're acting like my boyfriend

[Chorus x1]
Freak
God is a bit of a freak
Why's he watching me getting railed on the couch, staying pure for a wedding?
He's got fucked up priorities
God is a bit of a freak
Like what's the fixation
On hating the way he creates
So why would I spend my eternity
With God when he's a freak?