[Verse 1]
I know it's been a while since you've seen me
I heard you're doing well now with your comedy
I reminisce nostalgic bits of '90s hits
We listened, do you miss it
Have you thought of it since?

[Pre-Chorus]
So if you still think of me
I'd love to meet for coffee
If I could just see your face
I'd look into your eyes and say

[Chorus]
I hate your jokes and don't think you're funny
I hope you choke, go broke, lose your money
Know that you were the worst forty-five seconds I had in my life
And I hope your conscience haunts you at night
Fuck you and goodbye (Fuck you)
Fuck you and goodbye (Fuck you)
Fuck you and goodbye

[Verse 2]
A couple therapists are now familiar
A celebrity or just deluded grandeur
And by the way, I caught up with your ex
We shared regrets and most of them were sex (With you)
[Pre-Chorus]
So if you miss the old days I'd love to meet face to face
I'd sit down at your table and scream if I was able

[Chorus]
I hate your jokes and don't think you're funny
I hope you choke, go broke, lose your money
Know that you were the worst forty-five seconds I had in my life
And I hope your conscience haunts you at night
Fuck you and goodbye (Fuck you)
Fuck you and goodbye (Fuck you)
Fuck you and goodbye

[Outro]
Thanks to you, gentle hands still resemble demands
Loving lips on my mouth feel like currency now
Thanks to you, I fear kind
Now I can't spend the night
Fuck you and goodbye