[Verse 1]
I hate Pop Songs
They think they're clever, I think they're wrong
I hate bubble gum punk
They got the look but the music is junk
I hate anyone that savors
The foul stench of this month's flavor
And hell is a place that you can go if you like disco or techno

[Chorus]
Pop songs
Pop songs
Pop songs
Pop songs

[Post-Chorus]
Hi boys and girls!
Come on and get happy!

[Verse 2]
I hate Puff Daddy
And his friend the dead fatty
I hate the Grateful Dead
But I'll be grateful when the rest of them are dead
I feel like I'm on pins and needles
How many bands can rip off the Beatles?
And every day there is another
Band that got big by playing a cover
[Chorus]
I hate pop songs
I hate pop songs
I hate pop songs
I hate pop songs

[Interlude]
Lala, lala, lalalalalalalala

[Bridge]
I hate sweet Britney Spears
And all the other ex-mouseketeers
And if I hear another love ballad
I think I'm gonna have to toss my salad and

[Verse 3]
I hate teen idols
They got signed by old farts with fancy titles
There's nothing worse at least to me
Than stupid lyrics with a lame ass melody

[Chorus]
I hate pop songs, pop songs
I hate pop songs, pop songs
I hate pop songs, pop songs
I hate pop songs, pop songs
[Outro]
Pop songs, I hate pop songs
Pop songs, I hate pop songs