[Verse 1]
So, you're the boyfriend
How nice to meet you. Is it Dustin?
And did you say you vote republican?
Can I get you another Sloe Gin...Fizz?

[Chorus]
Makin' no mistakes
No one's gonna fall for you
Ain't got what it takes
Find another avenue
Throw us all a break
She can't really care for you
Just another flake
Who drives a BMW

[Verse 2]
All this is crazy
I can't believe that you replaced me
You and your goons from your fraternity
At the bar, glued to ESP...N

[Chorus](x2)

[Instrumental]
Oh!

[Chorus]

Yeah!

Hey Yah!

[Chorus](x2)

A BMW Man! (x3)