Local H
Machine Shed Wrestling
[Hook](x2)
You ain't a lover
You'll never change
I'd rather wrestle
My machine
[Verse 1]
A token email
A drunken text
A sorry go-round
Cell-phone sex
[Hook 2]
You ain't a lover
You're just a fake
Had all the bullshit
I'm gonna take
[Chorus]
Wrestle my machine
My machine (x3)
[Verse 2]
As a product
You would be great
And all the income
You'd generate
But as a lover
You're just a bust
You're not a service
I can trust
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
All I am is a husk of a man
I cannot go through this again
You're not a woman
And you know
I've pretended all I can
All I can (x3)
Hey!
[Hook 1]
[Hook 2]
[IHook 1]
[Hook 2]
Wrestle my machine
[Bridge 2]
All I am is a husk of a man
I cannot go through this again
You're not a woman
And you know
I've pretended all I can
[Outro]
All I am is a victim of love
I checked the box marked "None of the above"
You're not a woman, girl
And you know
I've pretended all I can
All I can (x3)
Woo!
My machine
Oww
My machine (x2)
Wrestle my machine
Ahhh!