[Verse 1]
Writing what you say and saying it all back to you
(Mayonnaise and Malaise to go)
The catcher in the rye caught a Catch 22
(Mayonnaise and Malaise to go)
Keep it at a pace
My life is like a crawl to me
(Mayonnaise and Malaise to go)
Catatonic face
I'm marking time randomly
(Mayonnaise and Malaise to go)

[Chorus]
Mayonnaise and Malaise to go
Mayonnaise and Malaise to go
Mayonnaise and Malaise to go
Mayonnaise and Malaise to go

[Verse 2]
Dull and null and void and all my best instincts stink
(Mayonnaise and Malaise to go)
They pay me by the hour, and I don't even have to think
(Mayonnaise and Malaise to go)
Charismatic bore, and I don't want to work no more
(Mayonnaise and Malaise to go)
I'm gonna kill the next customer who walks in the door
(Mayonnaise and Malaise to go)
[Chorus]
Mayonnaise and Malaise to go
Mayonnaise and Malaise to go
Mayonnaise and Malaise to go
Mayonnaise and Malaise to go

[Verse 3]
It's really something to be twenty-nothing
I feel my place is so secure
A culture spot that I have got
So glad to be unsure
We've passed our prime in record time
I never thought we'd fall so low
We've come this far to sell your cars
I want all my unease to go
Woh Woh

[Verse 4]
It's really something, to be twenty-nothing
I feel my place is so secure
A culture spot that I have got
So glad to be unsure
I've come to resent what I represent
I'd like to smack that smile off your face
But for my angst I must say thanks
So good to be put in my place
[Chorus]
Mayonnaise and Malaise to go
Mayonnaise and Malaise to go
Mayonnaise and Malaise to go
Mayonnaise and Malaise to go

[Outro]
(Punk Rock Car, Punk Rock Car)
Mayonnaise and Malaise to go
(Punk Rock Car, Punk Rock Car)
Mayonnaise and Malaise to go
(Punk Rock Car, Punk Rock Car)
Mayonnaise and Malaise to go
(Punk Rock Car, Punk Rock Car)