[Verse 1]
Everybody knows
Or everybody likes to think they know
Everything about Michelle

[Verse 2]
No one ever asks
Cause no one really thinks they have to ask
Tell you all about Michelle

[Chorus 1]
You know that Heather has it all
Rita's got a little more than all
No one's got it like Michelle
Like Michelle (x3)

[Verse 3]
Everybody's sad
Or everybody's only acting sad
When they hear about Michelle

[Verse 4]
Everybody knows (Everybody knows)
Or everybody likes to think they know (Everybody likes)
Everything about Michelle
[Chorus 2]
You know that Heather has it all
But Rita's got a little more than all
No one's got it like Michelle
Yeah!
She got what I don't want
What I want is always what I've got
So with girls like Michelle

Wooooooooooooooooooo! (x2)

[Outro]
I fall in love again
I fell in love before, I'll do it again
With someone not like Michelle

Like Michelle (x12)