[Verse 1]
And that's why chinks do it; Japs do it
Up in Lapland little Lapps do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love

[Verse 2]
In Spain the best upper sets do it
Lithuanians and Letts do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love

[Bridge]
The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it
Not to mention the Finns
Folks in Siam do it
Think of Siamese twins

[Verse 3]
Some Argentines without means do it
People say in Boston even beans do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love

[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 4]
The dragonflies in the reeds do it
Sentimental centipedes do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love

[Verse 5]
Mosquitoes, Heaven forbid, do it
So does every katydid do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love

[Bridge]
The most sedate barnyard fowls do it
When a chanticleer cries
High-browed old owls do it
They're supposed to be wise

[Verse 6]
Birds in the trees do it; bees do it
Even over-educated fleas do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love

[Interlude]
[Verse 7]
Electric eels I might add do it
Though it shocks 'em I know
Why ask if shad do it?
Oh-doe-dee-oh-doe

[Outro]
In shallow shoals English soles do it
Goldfish in privacy of bowls do it