[MOONFACE]
You know, Reno?
We should've teamed up years ago

[RENO]
We're two of a kind, alright!

[MOONFACE]
Partners

[RENO]
Through thick and thin!

[MOONFACE]
Night or day!

[RENO]
Right or wrong!

[RENO, MOONFACE, TOGETHER]
If you're ever in jam, here I am!
If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal
If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail

It's friendship, friendship
Just the perfect "blendship"
When other friendship have been forgot
Ours will still be hot
Ah la-da-la-da-da-da, dig, dig, dig
[Instrumental]

[RENO, MOONFACE, TOGETHER]
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell
If you ever catch on fire, send a wire
If you ever loose your teeth whеn you're out to dine, borrow mine

It's friеndship, friendship
Just the perfect "blendship"
When other friendships have ceased to jell
Ours will still be swell
Ah la-da-la-da-da-da, hip, hip, hip

[Instrumental]

[RENO, MOONFACE, TOGETHER]
If they ever black your eyes, put me wise!
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose!
If they ever put a bullet through your brain, I'll complain

It's friendship, friendship
Just the perfect "blendship"
When other friendships go up in smoke
Ours will still be oke
Ah la-da-la-da-da-da, goop, goop, goop
[Instrumental]

[RENO, MOONFACE, TOGETHER]
If you ever loose your mind, I'll be kind
If you ever loose your shirt, I'll be hurt
If you ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh

It's friendship, friendship
Just the perfect "blendship"
When other friendships have been "forgate"
Ours will still be great

[Instrumental]

[RENO, MOONFACE, TOGETHER]
If they ever crack your spine, drop a line!
If they ever cut your throat, write a note
If they ever make a cannibal stew of you, invite me too!

It's friendship, friendship
Just the perfect "blendship"
When other friendships are up the crick
Ours will still be slick
Ah la-da-la-da-da-da, whop, whop, whop (quack, quack, quack)

[RENO, MOONFACE]
Quack, quack, quack? Quack, quack, quack, quack
What do I look like, a duck? I don't care what you look like

I'm not singing "quack, quack, quack" Just sing "quack, quack"

You gotta think of something else


[RENO, MOONFACE, TOGETHER]
When other friendships have been forgot
Ours will still be hot!
Woof, woof, woof (quack, quack, quack)