'Are you fond of swimming dear?
Kindly tell me, if so
Yes, I'm found of swimming, dear
But in the morning, no
Can you do the crawl, my dear?
Kindly tell me, if so
I can do the crawl, my dear
But in the morning, no
When the sun through the blind
Starts to burn my poor behind
That's the time when I am in low
Do you use the breast stroke, dear?
Kindly tell me, if so
Yes, I use the breast stroke, dear
But in the morning, no, no--no, no
No, no, no, no, no!'