[KING]
If you're ever in a jam
Here I am

[DUBARRY]
If you're ever in a mess
S.O.S

[KING]
If you're ever so happy, you land in jail
I'm your bail

[KING AND DUBARRY]
It's friendship, friendship
Just the perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgot
Ours will still be hot
La da la da la da dig dig dig

[DUBARRY]
If you're ever down a well
Ring my bell

[KING]
If you're ever up a tree
Just call me
[DUBARRY]
If you ever lose your teeth when you're out to dine
Borrow mine

[KING AND DUBARRY]
It's friendship, friendship
Just the perfect blendship
When other friendships are out of date
Ours will still be great
La de la de la de chuck chuck chuck

[DUBARRY]
If they ever black your eyes
Put me wise

[KING]
If they ever cook your goose
Turn me loose

[DUBARRY]
If they ever put a bullet through your brain
I'll complain

[KING AND DUBARRY]
It's friendship, friendship
Just the perfect blendship
When other friendships go up in smoke
Ours will still be oke
La de la de la de hep hep hep
[KING]
If you ever lose your mind
I'll be kind

[DUBARRY]
If you ever lose your shirt
I'll be hurt

[KING]
If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half
I won't laugh

[KING AND DUBARRY]
It's friendship, friendship
Just the perfect blendship
When other friendships are up the crick
Ours will still be slick
La de la de la de hep hep hep
Woof woof woof chop chop chop
Dig dig dig quack quack quack
Good evening friends