[CAPTAIN]
Tonight there's going to be some fun

[PASSENGERS]
Some fun, oh, some fun, oh

[CAPTAIN]
For public enemy number one

[PASSENGERS]
Public enemy number one, oh

[PURSER]
Our gallant captain has told the staff

[PASSENGERS]
The staff, oh, the staff, oh

[PURSER]
It's time for killing the fatted calf

[CAPTAIN]
And I'm throwing a party

[CAPTAIN & PURSER]
On behalf of public enemy number one
[PASSENGERS]
Public enemy number one, oh

[ALL]
Public enemy number one
Thank thee for everything thou hast done
Blessings on thee, thou noble chap
For putting this boat of ours on the map
Thank thee heartily, holy man
For taking this liner American
For henceforth we'll be crowded on every run
Due to thee, public enemy number one
Amen