[BILLY CROCKER, spoken]
All right, captain, let's get on with it
You've got some weddings to perform here

[RENO SWEENEY, spoken]
Come on, cap'! I've waited all my life to be a lady!

[LORD EVELYN OAKLEIGH, spoken]
Yeah, step in it!

[ALL]
I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all
So tell me why should it be true
That I get a kick out of you?

[BILLY]
Some get a kick from cocaine

[HOPE HARCOURT]
I'm sure that if I took even one sniff

[BILLY & HOPE]
That would bore me terrific'ly too

[ALL]
Yet I get a kick
[EVELYN & EVANGELINE HARCOURT]
Out of you

[ALL]
I get a kick ev'rytime I see
You standing there before me

[CREW]
I get a kick now it's clear to me
You obviously so adore me

[ALL]
I get no kick in a plane
Flying too high with some guy in the sky
Is my idea of nothing to do
Yet I get a kick out of you