In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking
Now heaven knows
Anything goes

Good authors too
Who once used the better words
Now only use four letter words
Writing prose
Anything goes

The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today
And black's white today
And day's night today
And most guys today
That women prize today
Are just
Silly gigolos

So though I'm not
A great romancer
I know that you're bound to answer
When I propose
Anything goes
I know I'm not
A great romancer
I know that you're bound to
Give an answer
When I propose
Anything goes

In this crazy world
Anything goes