Times have changed
And we’ve often rewound the clock
Since the puritans got a shock
When they landed on Plymouth rock
If today any shock they should try to stem
Instead of landing of Plymouth rock
Plymouth rock would land on them

In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking
But now Heaven knows
Anything goes

Good authors to
Who once knew better words
Now only use four letter words
Writing prose
Anything goes

The world has gone mad today
And good’s bad today
And black’s white today
And days night today
When most guys today
That women drive today
Are just silly, jiggelos
So though I'm not
A great romancer
And know that I'm bound to answer
When you propose
Anything Goes

The world has gone mad today
And good’s bad today
And black’s white today
And days night today
When most guys today
That women fries today
Are just silly, so and so's

So though I'm not
A great romancer
And know that I'm bound to answer
When you propose
Anything Goes
Nowaday's baby
Anything