(Verse)
Georgia Sand was an authoress
Who all through her life had great success
Not only with her books
But also with her looks

Among the boys who gave her fun
Young Alfred de Musset was the one
That Georgia loved the most
For he was such a good host

Every night that beau of Georgia's
Gave an affair that would scare the Borgias
French champagne and Russian ballets
Ellington's band and Rudy Vallee's

All went right till one fine night
Her favorite of males
Gave a ball and to shock them all
Georgia came in tails

When he saw his best girl in trousers
Alfred nearly died
And in front of all those carousers
Alfred loudly cried
(Chorus)
Georgia Sand
Dressed up like a gent
Georgia Sand
What do you represent?
Where are your frills
That gave me such thrills?
Where are those undies
That made my Saturdays to Sundays?

Georgia Sand
Can't you understand?
Though I worship you
You're a little too plump, I fear
To pull a Marlene Dietrich, dear
Georgia Sand, go home and change