Crooked I
Updated Lyrics for Eminem’s Part in EM360 Rap City BackRoom
[Intro]
A'yo can we cut this beat off?
I might need to do this acapella!
[Main Verse]
1 - Yo
2 - Role model
3 - I’ll roll a model down a hill over broke
Bottles of Coke products if she don’t
Swallow
4 - And tie her to the bumper hit the throttle
While I’m tryna hit the pot holes
5 - I’ll freak‘in take Madonna to McDonald's
6 - Any ho will end up horizontal
7 - Getting’ fondled
8 - I don’t cuddle
9 - I don’t coddle
10 - Only motto that I follows anything that I
Drive
11 - Whether it’s a Navajo or a Tahoe
12 - It’s got one up in it
13 - Nah ho
14 - I don’t got no freaking Bronco
15 - You looking for a buck
16 - Get a Horse
17 - Fuck Tonto
18 - I got a rusty Honda with some Bondo and a
Box of Condoms you little blond ho
19 - Fuck me?
20 - Fuck you too!
21 - Like I’m at Bonnaroo Booing Bono
22 - And I ain't from this Planet so Nano
23 - Nano Nano
24 - I’m intolerable
25 - Too volatile
26 - Screw it
27 - I don’t got too make the honor roll to be on
A roll
28 - I don’t know much
29 - What I do know I do it pronto though
30 - So knock it off all these knock off me’s
31 - The last thing the world needs is another
Me
32 - But if you think this is part 2 to Recovery
33 - Or Love the Way You Lie part 12
34 - Or something heart felt
35 - You bout to make a discovery
36 - Like you found Christopher Columbus’s
Compass
37 - Ain’t dumb-ing shit down for you dumb
Motherfuckers so suck it
38 - I took your best punchline like a punch in
The stomach that punctured a lung punk
And I’m still functioning from it!
39 - Chump it was nothing
40 - Now watch while I fuck one up it and toot
My own horn
41 - Once I think of something to trump it
42 - And I don’t need a fucking instrument to
Sound off like the trunk of an elephant the
Triumphant
43 - Return of the ether spitting retard reborn
44 -But chances of you having another re-birth
45 - Slim to none
46 - Like a skinny mother Teresa
47 - Give a fuck if it’s Easter
48 - So kiss my Kester
49 - Cause that’s the only thing I’ll turn the
Other cheek for