[Intro]
Start it, come on
Yo
Yo, this is named, "The Doo Doo"
And I, you know
To me it's funky
Yo, to me it's funky, but I call it, "The Doo Doo"
Not 'cause it smell like doo-doo
'Cause, it's like, the beat is the doo-doo
So bring it down

[Verse]
One, two, and don't forget the three and
A wonder relief it is for me, the Biz, as being
The inhuman orchestra, one-man band
A fresh funky rhyme sayer, beat player and a
Disco light kingin', where my legs are swingin'
As I do my own dance that I came bringin'
To all the hip-hoppers in 1986
With my partner TJ Swan, Cool V on the mix
And Big Daddy Kane and as we entertainin'
Makin' def records so that we can be reignin'
On top, stay rockin' from mic state to state-a
Makin' people party on down as I create a
Harmony, charmin' the whole audience
And just say like they groovin' and provin' at like events and
All the competition that try to compete
Well, me, the Biz Markie can't be beat
That's why I rock the house and you don't st—
[Outro]
Yo, I-I, yo
Yo-yo (Who in the house?)
I'd just like to say a couple of names
And the names go like this (Who in the house?)
To my man, to my man, to my man, to my man
Big Botch is in the house
And Cutmaster Cool V rock the house
And Big Daddy Kane rock the house
And TJ Swan rock the house (Who in the house?)
Can't forget Marley Marl rock the house
And Fly Ty rock the house
And Brass Afros rock the house
And McGruff rock the house
And Mr. Magic rock the house
And Kool G. Rap rock the house
Can't forget DJ Polo rock the house
And MC Shan rock the house
And Roxanne Shanté rock the house
And Todd rock the house
And can't forget Jess rock the house
Can't forget my man BK rock the house
And Tony Gray rock the house
And everybody rock the house
Can't forget Coram rocks the house
And Wyandanch rock the house
And Belport rocks the house
And CI rocks the house
And every day, rock the house