Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over that mole on your face
Moles just happen; they aren't your fault
But that little beauty is quite a disgrace

Hey, friend, you're still a good person
You wear your heart right on your sleeve, but
You have got to fix that
Or your friends will up and leave

There's no way you don't see it
I know your house ain't dark
And don't you kid yourself it's
It's not a beauty mark

Beauty marks are little and cute
Like Cat

It's really really gross when we're at the table
And I have to look at that ugly brown zit
Every bite of my tuna sandwich
Makes me feel like I'm tasting it

So do yourself and your pals a favor
Have your doc fire up this laser
And aim it at that nasty beaut
Or all your friends will continue to puke
That means throw up