Ladies and gentlemen, you may notice something a little bit different about me.
MY FACE.
This is the face of pain, emotion- just emotional pain and agony.
Some bozo in the comments might say:
"Hey Albert, looks like your squeezing out a big turd!"
...
"Do you need any help with that?"
And um, to that I say:
"Hey bozo, uh, I had a stomach virus a month ago, my body is done with diarrhea, I have none left."
You know the Ariana Grande song "no tears left to cry"?
Well, I think you could figure out where I'm going out with this
i can't poop anymore
But this video is focused on emotional pain...and suffering.
AS YOU CAN SEE!!
It's just one of those days where we gotta look at MORE sad stories.
I can't get enough; I CRAVE the pain when I read these!
sad story sad story sad story sad story
seaweed(?????)
sad story sad story [trails off]

I like to think of my life as a sad story.
because i'm sad

Spone "dad-" "ded please give me rubux"
errr please give me my hair back
ples
I am already feeling pain.
"um no why newb sun"
Pro "u are neb su yea bye"
Spone [Albert breathing] "ur the bull"
[Albert wheezes, an inhaler pops up on screen]
Oh my god, what's happening???
Cool man *dances*
The girl "yea"
"date me now" Spone says
Is he talking to her or is he talking to the dead girl?
Op- Oh my god, I'm so sorry..
What happened-- OH MY GOD
I HAVE KILLED TWO PEOPLE
Teacher- Techer "what is 4+5"
OH! oh my god...
Spone "2"
Why is the chair [inaudible]
OH MY GOD! [coughing] I didn't see that
nooooo
oh ne
What happened? Did his hair blow up?
[Laughter]
Spone "im bleeding lot too muhc"
Dad "newb died but not really did"
Doctor "he is alive from ricket pancher"
[wip]