[Intro: Mr. Krabs & Optimus Prime]
Yeah, high up on the mic
Can't even see the mic
So much smoke
This is a Bikini Bottom banger
Optimus, they know that already
Uh, oh?
Go on, take this conch from me
Uh, okay
Go on, go on, take it back
Autobots, roll out
Eugene

[Chorus: Mr. Krabs]
No bikinis on bottoms
Smoke away all our problems
You got daughters, I want 'em
Got no weed, so we bought some

[Verse 1: Mr. Krabs]
Mrs. Puff walkin' by me like that
She was shakin' around, and she threw it right back
But I know about this gyal, she got a real bad past
Goo Lagoon in me pants, but keep an eye on me cash
Made the Krusty Krab a sweatshop
Got posh, made the wage drop
Watch me banners go up, up, up
Grabbin' on me rum, gotta sup, sup, sup
SpongeBob in the kitchеn, make the boy scrub, scrub
Work his little fingеrs to the nub, nub, nub
He's a weirdo, he likes it
Me wallet he's linin'
[Verse 2: SpongeBob]
This grill I've been grindin'
These patties are flyin'
My passion is fryin'
I love this work, no lyin'
I heard I had a wage drop
It's okay, my pineapple's paid off
The Krusty Krab is my home, yeah

[Chorus: Mr. Krabs]
No bikinis on bottoms
Smoke away all our problems
You got daughters, I want 'em
Got no weed, so we bought some

[Bridge: Mr. Krabs]
No lids on the bottles
Surrounded by models
I came from the bottom
But now these profits, I got 'em
These profits, I got 'em
Yeah, oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Yeah, oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Yeah, oh-oh, woah-oh-oh, oh-oh
These profits, I got 'em, you know
Yeah, you don't know?
[Outro: Mr. Krabs]
SpongeBob, get those windows closed
Hotbox in here, boy
Combination
Eugene