Take your camp-mate by the wrist
Shake and shake and twisty-twist!
Now pull his leg, hang upside-down
And fall down hard!
And flop around!
On top of lard!
Yee-haw!
Now spin around and fold and fluff!
Kick the door--
Grab your counselor by the skin!
Pull him 'round and break him in!
Hoo-whee!
Now you're gettin' it!
Now twist his bones until he moans!
Step from the cloud, lookin' proud!
Hoo-whee!
That'll do it